Friday, February 15, 2008

Dialogue, 2/15/08

M: Do birds have orgasms?

L: Uh....

M: I mean, because their brains are so small and uncomplicated.

L: They must, right? Everything must feel good when it does it. Right?

M: I don't know.

L: Dolphins masturbate, so there's that.

M: So you've got a bird with no orgasm, or a masturbating dolphin. This is what it comes to.

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